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we had an elon sorority girl one....
I am an Elon Sorority girl.
Everymorning I get up, walk to my house, or kick my frat boyfriend out so I can get ready for class. I shower, makeup, and dress appropriately for the time of day class it is. If it is an 8am class, that is the only time it is acceptable to wear a greek week t-shirt or formal t-shirt to class, unless it is the week of rush. You only ever wear your letters on Wednesday, when all the greeks wear your letters, and you should only ever wear your letters with bootcut dark jeans, khakis, or black pants. Nothing else is acceptable.
After my 8am class, I go back to the house to wait for my sisters so we can go to lunch. I can not go to lunch with anyone other than my sisters, and we all have to go together, and at least one of us is wearing an "110%" pin or an "I love" pin, so everyone will know who we are.
For lunch, we all eat salads, a diet coke, and lofat frozen yogurt. We take bagels back to the house so noone will see us eating carbs. At lunch, we talk about other sorority girls and how much we don't like them and our frat boyfriends.
If it's nice out, I don't go to my afternoon classes. I will go sun myself by the lake in my bikini, or on the back deck of the house will all my other sister's who have cut class.
Frat boys will come talk to us. We will flirt and giggle.
For dinner, we all go to West End Station. West End is a bar that serves food. We go there at 4:00 and snicker at all the people who aren't greek that are there.
We order artichoke dip and french fries. These are good drinking foods.
We begin drinking at 4:00 and continue drinking until the bar gets to crowded or it never picks up. We call our sober sister's to come pick us up, and take us to a fraternity house. Only when you are at a fraternity house can you hang out and be friends with girls in other sororities. But, you stay away from any girl that might be there who is not greek, they are called "GDI"...not "God Damn Independants"...its "God Damn it, I didn't get in".
At the fraternity house, we play beer pong, and the older sister's with fraternity boyfriends sit on the back porch and make fun of the girls that are there that aren't in a sorority.
we dirty rush the PNM's that are cool and that we like. We diss their friends that aren't cool enough to be in an elon sorority.
We stick to our stereotypes. The easier girls from one sorority are hooking up in front of everyone, the pot heads are out back smoking pot, the dorks...well, they aren't there.
And then I either go home with a fraternity boy, or invite the fraternity boy to come home with me.
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