[ThetaLove]

This is so funny. I know that this really isn't true, but I have been told by non-Greeks that this is how they think of us.-- "And oh my god, I am sooo still a virgin. It's still moral if its oral. I talk really loud on my cell phone so that everyone knows what I did last night and all about the exchange that is planned for tonight and how I was so drunk, gee I hope my six inch layer of makeup that was plastered to my face lasted after all that puking. What would I do with out my sisters to hold my hair back? (And my sisters are great for me to compare myself to, so that I realize how much more realistic my fake boobs look, compared to hers.)

This isn't really true, but oh well.