I get called Ms. tld221 at this new job. I teeter between looking like a college student and like the mother of a college student, depending on what I wear and what I'm talking about.
My youngest brother-8 years apart-calls me a fossil. I've been upgraded from a rock (when i was 21 and he was... 13?)
Rock, fossil... I ask him what happens when i turn 26 in October, he says "you just gonna turn into dust. I feel sorry for you."