- My baby sister started high school today. I vividly remember when she was born, and now she's all grown up
- In 2 weeks, I'll be closer to 30 than I am to 20
- I'm getting an awful lot of deference at frat events
- I'm starting to get invitations for my 10 year high school reunion
- I start a lot of sentences with "back in my day..."
*heads back to my patio to shoo the young whippersnappers off of my lawn*