Trueisms, Lifesaver is a Texassen, but a LXA so not all bad!
Guys from Calicornia always look in the miroor more than the women!
No one in their right mind lives in NY,NY City, no grass except Central Park and roof tops! Wont get mugged on a roof top!
Remember the guys from and womens from Kansas are Normal! Look at me, No snide comments,please!
Remember, if the Fu Bird Shits on your head you must not take it off or you will die!
Or for those that have no idea I am talking about, where were you when the shit hit the fan?
Goodnight Isis and all of the great loving people of GC!
11 hrs a day is killing me so, Adieu!
Later Dudes And Dudettes!