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Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito
Want me to visit her before getting the hell out of NJ?
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Nah, unless you're dropping off dysentery. Wait, don't go near dysentery, you're taking the Oregon Trail and you don't want your oxen to die while fording the river.
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
"She don't wanna be saved." 
Yes, indeed.  I look forward to that PM.
Welcome back, VandalSquirrel! Scaring bears and threatening the OP.
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I swear I only have altercations with wildlife when I have to pee. Granted it is because some loud ass animal makes noise and wakes me up, and then when I pop out of my tent it is all Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom out there. Maybe I should get a "go girl" and empty bottles of Gatorade to keep in my tent to prevent nature/nature calls encounters in the future.
I was so
and
when I said there were Bears, NO ONE thought of large hairy men in leather. I knew Otters and Twinks would fly over heads as well.