[bro_strawter]

To my son Jordan - I love you more than words can every express

To my mother - you are truly an inspiration

To Lauryn Hill - Thank you for that beautiful double album

To the Psi Phi Chapter of Alpha Phi Omega - our members dominated the key positions on campus this past year (SGA President, Editor and Chief of the METER, and the position of Panhellenic President) I love you kats the death. By the way, continue to shake those haters off..remember, folks talked about Jesus.

To Chaka Khan - I'm tired of waiting on your new album (that was suppose to be released a long time ago) and your autobiography that was supposed to be released in October of '97!.

VH1 - That Divas live show was HORRIBLE

BET - You kats need to come up with some substance. Do you not know kids tune into your channel regularly?

To (you know who) - You thought you could cause this mass confusion and I just let you off the hook that easy? Yeah right

To my landlord - Stop leaving those irritating notes on my door...you gone get your money!

To those kats...you know who you are - Stop pm-ing me about Masonry....I ain't telling you ish!

To the lovely ladies of DST - your board has proven to be very welcoming. Keep up the good work.