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Originally Posted by preciousjeni
You make a good point. I think the solution may be to only allow homosexuals to enter into gay marriage. That way it won't affect heterosexual marriages.
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Agreed. You must take a test proving that you are homosexual in order to enter into a gay marriage.
Quiz for Males in order to enter a gay marriage
1) Do you like Barbara Streisand music?
2) Can you correctly identify *why* this examiner is a fashion disaster?
Quiz for Females in order to enter a gay marriage
1) Is your hair completely straight and cut above your ears?
2) Do you manage to keep yourself from instantly swooning over a man with a pint of Aqua Velva poured over his entire beer belly?
Of course, now we have to figure out what questions to put on the test for heterosexuals.