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Originally posted by SATX*APhi
8. I pay your salary!
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OHHHHH MY!! I'm not a cop, I'm a public service librarian, but I swear I'm going to deck the next person who says that to me. Yes, sir, from research I did in GRADUATE SCHOOL when I was getting my MASTER OF LIBRARY AND INFORMATION SCIENCE, I can tell you that you probably pay somewhere between 5 and 15 cents per year toward my salary. Another 15-20 cents goes towards the county library system, so quit your b$%^ &ing, and NO, you don't get to do whatever you want!!! Your 15-20 cents gets you 50 books at a time, 365 hours of free internet access, and reference questions answered for free, what more do you want?
Sorry, that's a bone of contention with me.
Back to the topic at hand. My favorite thing not to say to a police officer:
Officer: Son, do you know how fast you were going?
Guy: Sorry, I don't, the little needle stops moving at 130.