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I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as 'mine' and my feet will never touch the floor of it.

I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.

I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one nite? morning after? you never know.

I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembels a bathrobe.

I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last nite to get it to me.

I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late nite drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer
perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.

I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the
party without a coat.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. i will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.

I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.

I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.

I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.

I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. Answering maching messages are a thing to be celebrated.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say 'I can't wait to RENT that'

I am a college student. Going 'out to eat' no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.

I am a college student. The 'clink' sound that my fridge door makes when it opens makes me very very happy.

I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.