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Originally Posted by frathole
Drug progressive. First floor you have cigarettes wine coolers and whippets, leads up to the back of the first floor where you have a bunch of pot to smoke and some pills, you take mushrooms on the way up the stairs where its a cocaine disco, everyone dancing and boogeying, on the landing up people are smoking meth, third floor is skid row with junkies and crack being smoked, and everyone overdoses in the back of the third floor.
You might have to ditch the wine coolers if its truly no alcohol, but other than that its a distinctive booze free theme event thats sure to put your chapter on the map.
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