I wouldda looked at her and said "a pinch of sugar and some milk will cure the bitter taste you obviously has in your mouth."
Then I wouldda loked at her daughter and said, "Do it. Its The best time you'll have in college. Period. BTW, if you are in Financial Aid line, then your momma aint paying for school, so you do what YOU want."
Then I wouldda slipped the daughter my digits to completely dumbfound the mom.
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