To people all over the world: READING is FUNDAMENTAL!!!
To the papers I have to grade: Why don't you just grade yourselves so I can read my books?
To myself NINE MORE DAYS!!
To the OHIO Weather: You's a crazy so and so. I never thought I would see 3 inches of FROST on my car in MAY!!
To people who reply to threads: Why not read all of the replies in the thread before you give a redundant reply?
To the people who use the QUOTE feature: Please make sure you have the beginning [ quote] and the end [ /quote].
To the cable man who came by today: Thanks for not disconnecting my cable. I called in my payment so you don't have to come back tomorrow. I really thought I had already paid it.
TO MY SORORS: OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOP 