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Originally posted by 9dstpm
My father (now deceased): In life you did not contribute one red cent to your son. You quit your job to avoid paying child support and took up dealing drugs. In death, you still are a deadbeat sperm donor (calling you dad would give you more respect than you desreved) because now my son can't get Social Security because you didn't put anything in. However, thank you for leaving. It gave me the strength to do what needed to be done like working 3 jobs, finishing college, and going to graduate school all so that my son can have a good life.
My ex-husband: You jackazz. Did you really think that I would not have eventually found out about your cheating ways?? And you are no more Muslim than I am (i'm not) eating smothered porkchops every time your mom cooked them and bacon for breakfast every morning. I thank you too. You have shown me what love is NOT.
*whew* and finally Visa, MasterCard, and Discover: I'm broke right now. I will pay you soon. I told your reps that everyday for the last two weeks. PLEASE stop calling me. Better yet, I'm turning your accounts over to Consumer Credit Counseling Services. Call them.
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That was too funny. i am still laughing.
To My: daughters father eh um Sperm donor Still hiding from my can of whoop ass.: YOu ain't chit, and ain't gone be chit, and never will be chit. You TRIED to quit your job to avoid paying child support, But I STILL FOUND YOUR TRIFFLING ASS. AND YOU STILL PAID CHILD SUPPORT. AND with that money, MY daughter, will have enough money to put her through school. I however, am still fine after my pregnacy, after you said, i wouldn't look good anymore If I kept it, I Am in the midst of completing a dual degree,AFTER YOU SAID I WOULDN'T FINISH SCHOOL, NOT only am I coaching track but i am running it still, AFTER YOU SAID i couldn't run anymore,AND MY DAUGHTER delightfully cheers for me on the sidelines, because SHE IS HERE!!! AND IS MY NUMBER ONE FAN.I have met men that surpasses your so called intelligence, AFTER you said i wouldn't meet anyone better than you. After all the things you said I can't and couldn't do, I have surpassed them, and turned my dreams into a reality. The best thing you ever done was tell me I couldn't, and walked the hell on out my life, cause NOW i don't have to worry about your trifling ACE, and any other man that exhibit your behaviors. Thanks for the child, the child support, and helping me be the strongest women you'll never have, And please don't come calling me in years, talking about you want to see your child, because she already has a father. *besides my number is private*
and tell your lawyer to stop speaking for you, better yet tell her to keep calling, so she can run a bill up on your ass for her services. Although she won't get a reply from me. NOW TAKE THAT!!!!