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My son's father (now deceased): In life you did not contribute one red cent to your son. You quit your job to avoid paying child support and took up dealing drugs. In death, you still are a deadbeat sperm donor (calling you dad would give you more respect than you desreved) because now my son can't get Social Security because you didn't put anything in. However, thank you for leaving. It gave me the strength to do what needed to be done like working 3 jobs, finishing college, and going to graduate school all so that my son can have a good life.

My ex-husband: You jackazz. Did you really think that I would not have eventually found out about your cheating ways?? And you are no more Muslim than I am (i'm not) eating smothered porkchops every time your mom cooked them and bacon for breakfast every morning. I thank you too. You have shown me what love is NOT.

GC: You guys crack me up every time I log in. You also give me things to think about.

Saginaw Valley St. Univ.: Goodbye!! Thank you for my hard-earned BSW degree. Do not ask me for donations to the alumni association. I gave you $30,000 in tuition,books, fees, and housing expenses and what-not. Use it wisely.

Wayne St. Univ: see you June 26th. I expect to work hard for my MSW. In turn, I expect to learn a lot in the 10 months that I will be with you. I expect it to be worth every penny of the $10,000 that I'm shelling out.

*whew* and finally Visa, MasterCard, and Discover: I'm broke right now. I will pay you soon. I told your reps that everyday for the last two weeks. PLEASE stop calling me. Better yet, I'm turning your accounts over to Consumer Credit Counseling Services. Call them.