....when your "freshman 15" does not mean the 15 pounds you gained, but the 15 pounds you lost due to food poisioning from the cafeteria.
That actually happened to me! I ended up so sick that ended up going to "the death center" (that's what we call the health center) and getting 2 bags of IV fluid put back into me because i was so freaking dehydrated! I had only been in school like 3 weeks when it happened. Then 2 weeks after that I totalled out my car...it's a wonder I stayed in college!!