TO MY &^Y&^$%^%$#%$$ NEIGHBOR (the symbols don't make up just one cuss word): Y'all it is 3:26 IN THE MORNING
and I am up because my non Black neighbor had an encounter/date/booty call with a BLACK MAN who just would not leave. This MOFO was knocking from 1 in the morning to 10 minutes to 3 when the COPS came knocking. I really hated to call the cops on brotha man but DUDE kill that door banging, rock throwing, name calling BUUUUUUUUUULL CHIT outside my door in the middle of the micky fricky night.
I am HEATED y'all. I shoud be grading papers but do I look THAT MAD!?!!?!? HECK NAW!!!!!!!
**special note I was too mad to use cuter smilies to accentuate my angerocity(made up word).
To the Police who came: Thank you
To my other neighbors who did not call the police before me: BOO LOSERS!!
To my students: Today you might not want to play with me too much because you might find me a bit more eager to give extra work.