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Originally Posted by MysticCat
Never watched golf have you? 
(And yes, that comment's coming from an American Scot.) |
Several years ago, my parents' plane was delayed for some reason or the other, so my dad (an avid golfer) got my mother situated, then made sure that their luggage was being transferred properly. A gentleman sat down next to my mother, and in a very proper manner, said that he was on his way to St. Andrew's, and would she like to join him. She told him that she was married, but in any case, she was happily married.
When my dad returned, she told him what happened, and he was so excited! "Why didn't you take him up on it?" he asked. My shocked mother said, "And how would I explain you?" My dad responded, "That you have the world's oldest caddy!"
It was a family joke for years!