music video directors - can i get you to put a sista in your video??!! what is up with all the white girls, hispanic girls and girls whose racial make-up is hard to figure out! i mean, c'mon! how pissed would the black man be if lauryn hill's love interest in a video was cuban?
j.lo and puffy - please spare us the drama of your breakup. quit blocking the airwaves with songs and videos depicting you guy's problems!
television producers - please launch a televison show that is comparable in quality to that of the cosby show.
nickelodeon, tbs and wgn - thank you for running reruns of the cosby show
eric jerome dickey - please, please, please turn one of your books into a screenplay. i recommend cheaters, sister sister, or milk in my coffee
hbo/showtime/cinemax - please make a cable series based on e. lynn harris' books. but, you gotta make it tasteful and not softcore porn like "queer as folks"
b.e.t. - i don't like you
cita - shut up