As far as I know, we don't have any for Eastern Michigan University...unless you just call it emu, like the bird (that one part in BNL's "If I had a million dollars" is held close to our hearts

) . We just make fun of Ypsilanti in general because the town truly sucks. Some of the ones I've heard are Ypsi-tucky and my personal favorite, Shit-silanti
-Holly