Oh, Dallas. You never cease to amaze me.
Homeless man jailed in theft of chicken nuggets from Wendy's in Dallas
A 22-year-old homeless man accused of trying to steal six chicken nuggets from a northeast Dallas fast-food restaurant Sunday night faces a robbery charge, police documents say.
Marquis Marsh Marquis Marsh walked into a Wendy's restaurant in the 6000 block of Greenville Avenue near East Lovers Lane about 9:30 p.m., jumped over the counter, grabbed the nuggets and jumped back over the counter, knocking over the cash register, the documents said.
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Now, I don't condone theft, but really? They chased dude down for 6 nuggets?