I heard about a craving for bacon, and better ways to achieve heart attack status. So I had to post this masterpiece, aka "Bacon Explosion." I'm not sure there are many better ways to have a heart attack induced than by eating this.
Step1: Bacon Basket Weaving.
Step 2: Add a rub to the bacon, add cooked spicey Italian Sausage.
Step 3: Add BBQ sauce (I'm partial to Sweet Baby Rays), brown sugar, and cooked crumbled bacon (not pictured).
Step 4: Mold into a meatloaf shape.
Step 5: Roll it up!
Step 6: Slather that beauty with more BBQ.
Step 7: Cook it until the bacon is cracklin!
(I should note that I think this Bacon Explosion is being smoked over hickory chips, but i've seen it done on a regular gas grill before too)
Step 8: Eat, enjoy, and don't die from a heart attack if you can help it.