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Tom Earp, I have never laughed so hard...well, since last week, but anyway I want to, uh, weigh in on this topic.
If you have small boobs (or nunga-nungas as we teen librarians call them) BE THANKFUL. You don't have to worry about wearing an underwire bikini top or halters or a backless dress, you can go without a bra if you want. My story:
In sixth grade I was a 34B. By the end of seventh grade, a 34D. By the end of 9th grade, a 34DD, and by the end of my freshman year in college, a 34DDD. I am 5'4" and 125 pounds. My boobs were bigger than my head!!
At the end of my sophomore year in college, I was totally fed up. I was a size 14 on top and a 4 on the bottom. My back hurt all the time, I had marks in my shoulders from my bra straps, I couldn't breathe properly to sing and FORGET exercising (I couldn't run and no frickin way was I getting in a bathing suit). So I called a friend who'd had a breast reduction our junior year in high school and she gave me her surgeon's name. I went to see the doctor and to make a long story short, I got my health insurance to cover my breast reduction and damn, it was the best decision I ever made and I feel awesome. I'm not walking around with sunny-side-ups or anything, I still have to wear a bra everywhere and wouldn't touch a triangle bikini with a 10-ft pole, but clothes fit and my back doesn't hurt anymore. I am proportional now.
So let the lesson be: If you're small, flaunt it and wear all those teeny tops and backless dresses. I'm with DeltAlum, it's all about proportion.
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