[lil_sunshine]

HC I went to the Queen City of Charlotte, Nawth Cackalacka last weekend?
HC it was to attend my cousin's graduation from JCSU?
HC I forgot to PM tickledpink to let her know I'd be in town?
HC lo siento tickledpink?
HC I had a ball, with the exceptions of the bus rides both ways?
HC on the way there, I had to "guide" this Muslim lady to Charlotte b/c she spoke little ingles and mostly Arabic?
HC she had just gotten to NYC from Egypt and was trying to go to Charlotte?
HC I felt like somebody's mother and I was SUPPOSED to be travelling alone?
HC when we stopped in Richmond, she went to the bathroom and almost got lost?
HC it was b/c she didn't look at where I was sitting so that she could come back to her seat?
HC she almost got on a line with passengers who were about to load their bus to go to wherever they were going?
HC I had to go get her before she would've gotten on their bus and ended up in the middle of nowhere?
HC when I got her, she said, "You're so very nice?"
HC I said, "Thank you," but I was thinking, "Why didn't you look for where I was sitting instead of wandering off like somebody's lost child?"
HC we stopped in Richmond b/c some of the mofos on my bus decided to make the bus a trash receptacle?
HC there were soda bottles rolling around all over the place before we got to Richmond?
HC I wanted to tell the bus driver to make a big sign saying, "Your momma doesn't work here nor is she here to help you, so please clean up after yourself?"
HC I would've made the damn sign myself if he let me?
HC we made more stops than what was on the itinerary?
HC I was ?
HC every time the bus stopped, the Muslim lady asked if we were in Nawth Cackalacka yet?
HC I had to tell her no so as not to confuse her?
HC she didn't know how to use the phone card she bought?
HC I had to help her?
HC I was glad when we finally got to Charlotte?
HC she gave me a hug and kiss and thanked me for helping her?
HC I helped her to call her family in Charlotte so she could let them know she was in Charlotte and for them to pick her up?
HC I didn't have my phone book with me to call my cousin's ex-girlfriend to let her know I had gotten in?
HC I called home and told my sister that if she called to let her know that I was in town?
HC I waited for almost two hours for her to pick me up?
HC it was my cousin's fault?
HC she told him that my bus was coming in soon and she had to pick me up and he told her, "She'll be aight?"
HC my sister told me what he said when I called her and I was ?
HC when they finally got to pick me up, I was heated b/c I had on 3 inch heel boots?
HC that's what I get for trying to be cute in another city?
HC my cousin pointed to me and started laughing?
HC I was about to ?
HC I'll let you know about the rest of my trip later?