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Originally Posted by AOII Angel
I did that once...sorta. Went to a social planning to stay only til 11 so I could study. Had one drink...that damn jungle juice! Don't ever trust something mixed in a garbage can! When I realized it was 2 and I was DRUNK and needed to study, my sister (bio) took me to get something to eat so I could sober up to study. After a night (er..morning)of studying, I showed up for the test at 8am still tipsy and took the entire period to take the test (which was odd for me since I usually finished first.) I ended up walking out with my professor. He started chatting with me and asked me how I thought I did. I guess since I was still a little drunk, I can blame the alcohol for saying, "Well, I guess okay since I'm still drunk!" 
I guess he was shocked when I set the curve! Must have had some dumb people in my class...Quant analysis. |
Ouch! Either they also stayed out or you're still smarter then they are when drunk. I've never walked into a test drunk, although a substitute was fired (I'm assuming, he wasn't seen again) after showing up drunk and trying to sleep at the desk.
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