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Old 04-30-2010, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by psusue View Post
I like the answer: "NOW!!!", and then start to squat. That will throw the person off-kilter.
Seriously LOL!!!!

Other than the first time I was asked (I was all of 19 and a junior in college), I usually start the facts of life talk. "A mommy and a daddy have to love each other very much, so much that they express it in a very special and private way. That starts a baby growing right in the mommy's tummy area..." Shuts them up every time.
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