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When meeting your girlfriends father for the first time, a great way to impress him would be to tell him all of the freaky sexual fantasies you've had that involve his daughter. He will be extremely excited about this and probably encourage her to spend more time with you!
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"When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom" -Proverbs 11:2
"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience" -Colossians 3:12
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