HC I have to go around the back door of my office building to get in?
HC I'm doing this because I'm 

 at one of the security guys/doormen?
HC I swear that this guy is trying to cop a rap?
HC I'm utterly uninterested?
HC he wears his hair in a 
jheri curl and still has a bald spot?
HC I'm royally sick of this clown?
 
HC he has the bloody nerve to ask me why I don't smile every day?
HC he went in and asked my co-worker about her personal business?
