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Louisiana - We don't claim any part of the state north of I-10
Tennessee - Our interstate highway system was designed by a three year old.
Kentucky - Gas gets cheaper as the lotto goes up!
Ohio - Where old hippies go to die.
Arkansas - Clinton : our revenge for that "war of northern agression."
Arkansas - Property of Walmart, Inc.
Mississippi - Keeping the other southern states out of last place for over 150 years!
Texas - Where men are men and cows are nervous!
Texas - Only thing bigger than our state is our women's hair.
and some city ones:
New Orleans -Keeping "Girls Gone Wild" in buisness for over 200 years.
Branson MO - It's like if Ned Flanders ran Vegas!
Memphis TN - Beale Street is a lot like Burbon Street... really!
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