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Old 05-13-2002, 08:43 PM
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Talking This is, hands down, THE funniest post I have ever read on GC

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Originally posted by prettypoodle6
i answered an ad for a management trainee program that deals with missing and exploited children. I get to the place and they had a group seminar to discuss the different programs they do (like fingerprinting, going to schools to speak to the kids about not talking to strangers, working with local police departments, doing the "have you see me" mailings.... lies, lies). SOUNDS GOOD?

Well, those of us that were seriously interested in the position were invited to spend a day out in the field with a few associates to see what a day would be like... Finally they pulled into a plaza parking lot (yeah this is a good spot) and proceeded to BEG PEOPLE FOR MONEY!

NO TABLE SET OUT IN FRONT OF KMART, NO BROCHURES STATING THEIR PURPOSE, JUST ASKING FOLKS FOR MONEY FOR MISSING KIDS! and the kicker was that they didnt get an hourly wage, just a percentage of whatever they BEGGED for that day!

I was like WTF? and since i didnt drive i was stuck. I sat my happy A$$ in subway for the rest of the day.
LMPSCHO (laughing my processed S-Curled head off)

Did yall havta dance and chant "Hot-two, hot-two, ziggedy bing bong boom, hot-two"? with a styrofoam cup for change (a la Mel Brooks in "Life Stinks")

You're making this up, right, cause that mess was TOO TOO funny!

You could have used that last line of your above post as a rhyme to get some $$ (I was like WTF....I was stuck).

LOLOLOLOL. Pretty Poodle, you know you gonna get clowned royally for telling us that one--but we still luv ya anyway


I'll post mine after I laugh at a couple more of yalls. Whooo!!
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