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Nets will win it all: Party in the Meadowlands Parking Lot
I pray to the goddess of basketball and she has finally answered my call. For years she shunned me and cursed my team, the Nets, with a "whupdedamndo" response. But now, after hearing my pleas, she has finally responded. The Nets are going to WIN IT ALL. You heard it here, first!
The teams in the West are going to kill each other, and they'll be weakened for the Nets. Here's how the West will play out. The Spurs are going to beat the Lakers in 7. The Mavericks are going to beat Sacremento in 6. And then, the Mavericks are going to beat the Spurs in 6.
The finals are going to be one of the highest scoring affiars in history as the Nets win in 7.
You can take those predictions to the bank.
Blueknowledge
Please note: I've also made several other dubious predictions like, Spinks will beat Tyson; This year's Cowboys were going to the playoffs; This year's Knicks were going to win 50 games; And, North Carolina Tar Heels were going to the Final Four.
Even if you don't believe that prediction, you HAVE TO BELIEVE THIS ONE: Mike Tyson is going to get disqualified in the first round against Lewis; Expect vampirelike tactics with kicking and other prosecutable actions from the "iron" man.
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