[chickenoodle]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

Here's a message someone I went to high school with sent me.

Hey it was matt ****s sis he a dumb shit any he really had a distaste 4 u i dnt know why but hes i am sam retarded. Anyways do u have any single friends im not givin my # to 4 u cause ur married but if u have any single throw this # their way im a nice who always gets stepped on but not anymore so give this # out to them i goodlookin but if u have someone ur thinkrn abt tell em i not into looks but i dnt want a C.H.U.D either a lil meat dnt hurt but hey if can make it happen ill be ur pal always only she has to smoke cigs ty *** *** **** hope to here good news ty

& DH's little bro's baby mama
...me,Brennon,&TJ are going to Jackson/Memphis to visit tha family for tha weekend!! excited2see wht tha family thinkss haa

for her, "the" is always "tha"; when she wants to say "to," "for," or "and," it's always "word2word," "word4word," or "word&word"; she randomly doubles the last letter of words

smhsmhsmh

I smack my head to keep my brain from exploding.