What makes it even more hysterical is that I can hear you saying this.
I knew that he had a wife when this first came out or shortly before. I agree, WHERE IS SHE? She is a former stripper/background dancer for him and is now wifey and mama. I would be dusted and disgusted with R too. I wouldn't pull a Lorraina Bobbit but more like Tina in the car with IKE when she fights back type of woman.
All I know is I really would not want to stay married to him.