[NinjaPoodle]

Originally posted by AOX81
This is a list of what state mottos should really be :

Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else

Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!