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25 ways..
1. Money? What's that?
2. You miss mom because she cooks and does laundry
3. you finally learn how to do laundry
4. meals are a source of weight loss instead of weight gain if you live in rez
5. AIM is more addicting than crack
6. you drink beer in lieu of food
7. you return 2-4's for laundry money
8. what;s yer major isn;t a pickup line
9. you realize the difference between "college" and "university"
10. HSers look so much younger
11. Hs seniors look so tempting yet remain untouchable (jailbait)
12. you actually have to stop coasting and do some real work (this only applies to people that go to demanding schools)
13. Women start having standards
14. you can go for a midday "smoke" & noone notices... or cares
15. you hear sounds of peope, havign sex while you shower.. and this time it isnt an porn replaying in your head
16. entertainent night no longer means just a movei but usually includes sitting around blazing cats watching porn
17. you undertsnad all of these
18. you test the limits as to how low you can get the wrod count ad get away with it
19. you actually learn how to use a library
20. you don;t shower before morning class
21. you go "greek" (dont crucify for this guys) (if you need to know what it is, email me)
22. you stop paying forr haircuts (see #1) and isntead borrow a friend's hair trimmer
23. you stay up all night to make i to your morning class just to talk to a girl you like
24. you look forward to seeing your relatives mostly for the good food
25. you go down to the pysch dept to do studies for beer money
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