The Business school would make everyone take a Meyers-Briggs personality type indicator test, and then take everyone that had the right personality out for dinner on the expense account.
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You probably couldn't get the computer science profs to leave their offices long enough to hold rush, but that would be OK because the kind of students that would want to join wouldn't know what to do at a party anyway.
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The Computer Science Department wouldn't have to leave their offices because they would have set up a website with chat and would advertise on every screen saver in the school.