Pardom Me While I LMAO!!!!!
Texas: Everything is Bigger and Better in Tex's Ass!
Kansas: Leave, KC and Run into the Mountains cause there aint S&^% in between!
Colo: Rocky Mountain High Except Denver the Smog Capitol of the country behind LA!
N Dakota: They want to Change Their State Desinaton from North!?
Hell Both are where the wind blew and the Sh^% flew!
Nebraska: Omaha -Linclon Nothing to Wyoming Nothing, to Wherever to the West Coast!
Nevada: Home Of Hookers and Judge Mills Lane, well Lost Wages and Neon, No Water. What else is there to do there but to get screwed 2 ways!
Oaklahoma: We got red dirt!
Arkansas: We are a close Knit Family State!