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What kind of PC bullshit world are we living in that people are opposed to the banning of camel toe? Kidding. Her life would be way easier if they just bulk-ordered clothes.
Seriously though, I would stand by almost everything she wrote.
Welcome to being a grown up. If we are in Ithaca during the winter, we don't wear open-toed shoes. Satin doesn't look good in an obese/not-red-carpet situation. Plastic glittery hairclips were not okay post 1998/the age of 5 (I'm looking at you, Gossip Girl). Business casual, cocktail, etc.
The only thing I disagree with is her love of chunky heels.
EDIT RE THE PEDICURE: Obviously she owuldn't be able to tell. But I think, based on her attempt at a "snappy" writing style, she just likes saying "mani/pedi."
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