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Originally Posted by tld221
there's no awesome explanation/story you could make up to explain this. but i wouldve loved to see him try.
Actually it would be funnier for him to just tell the truth.
I have so many questions though:
Was this experimental, or had he done this before and this time just worked against his favor?
Where was the lube?
Why a pipe? I don't know what kinda cutty he's getting (clearly not any) but i hope a pipe isnt comparable.
I really want to find away to incorporate the use of "girth" but my head hurts and im not on my clever A-game today.
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lmao at the part in bold.