I really don't care what religion you are or aren't. Chances are, for at least a week of my freshman year, I thought I was going to convert to whatever it is your religion is, anyway. (Freshman year was a bad time.) But I
will judge you (or smack you, maybe?) if you try to push your beliefs on me.
I hate bad spelling and grammar, but I'm surrounded by engineers, computer programmers, and accountants. No one can spell. I edit business valuations where every other word is randomly capitalized. All of these people are brilliant despite their unpolished English skills. So while I cringe, I've decided to just be glad they have this weakness - they'll always need me around to help them with something
Now, I am incredibly shallow, because I HATE it when you are just plain nasty. It's called hygiene, people. Take a shower. Maintain yourselves (is it that hard to take care of your hair? to use some lotion? to just BE CLEAN?). And don't go out in public until you have figured all this out. Unless you have a really good excuse, I do not want to be able to smell you, and I do not want to see you in your pajamas or with your hair in rollers or any other such thing. Bathe, put on clean clothes (
real clothing!), and THEN leave home. I think maybe I am spending too much time in the Wal-Mart, because this has just been killing me lately. People are disgusting!
