[Rain Man]

Well, let's see....

- Being able to remember events up the the minute it occured (ie I don't say "Last summer I did this....", I say "I did this on Monday, July 22, 1982 at around 8:45 am. The temperature was a comfortable 62 degrees with a 20% chance of precipitation...")

- Being obsessed with certain topics (game shows, Transformers, MST3K, Three Stooges, etc).

- Speaking very candidly. Howard Stern would love me.

- Being a tightwad and a cheapskate. The former I am taking care of by tithing regularly, the latter, well as far as personal relationships go, if I really like or love you a lot, I actually will spend a lot of money on you. That's a fact.

- Not knowing how to cook. The microwave and the toaster oven is my cookware. I am a true bachelor. True bachelors don't cook.

- Spending too much time alone. I am trying to get out and socialize more.

- Dancing like a white guy. Some of the GCers who know me can vouch for this.

- Not dressing my age. I have been told that I dress like a 40-something year-old man, ie charcoal brown or forest green "civil rights" suits (thin lapel, 3 button suits with small collars on my shirts and thin ties--something that MLK would have worn). or weaing V-necked sweater vests over golf shirts with khaki shorts (looking like an overaged black Doug Funnie). One girl I dated said that I dressed straight out of the 80s.

Anyway, I have more for you later.