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Hmmmm....
1. Got up to read the announcements at church, and my zipper was down.
2. Had too much E&J with some friends one night...and on a dare, I ran naked through my apartment complex.
3. Went to visit a friend...and we thought that her daughter had left go to store...so, we decided to get in a quickie. Well, her daughter walked right back in, only to find...uhmm...well, since we were on the sofa...I'll let your imagination intercede from there.
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