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Haha, I've been looking all over for this thread. There's been a bunch of shit I wanted to post. The most recent thing that happened to me was quite incredible. Last week I swallowed a whole shit load of apple bubble gum, then when it was time for me to take a shit, the gum wouldn't let go of the ball of shit that was hanging from my ass. I tried to wiggle on the toilet to get it to drop, but still no go. Luckily, there was a pair of scissors on top of the bathroom sink, so I stood up a little to grab the scissors and believe it or not, the piece if shit was still hanging from my asshole by a string of fucking bubble gum. It was awesome! I finally cut it off with the scissors. Listen to this. When I wiped my ass, it was green gum mixed with shit on the toilet paper, and the bathroom smelled like apple flavored shit. Haha.
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