Someone,
anyone NEEDS to invent:
A STUPID STOPPER CHIP :
It would be a small chip given to every stupid person to wear everyday...It would give them a nice, healthy shock whenever they opened their mouths to say or do something stupid.
A ROBOTIC MAID
For obvious reasons!
AN ELECTRONIC DATE PREDICTOR
An electronic device that forecasts the dating potential of every guy that approaches you. This way you won't waste your time.
A TELEPATHIC VCR
A VCR that can read my mind and automatically record all the shows I forget to tape.
...and whoever had the idea about the issues radar, my hat's off to you! LOL