[Hootie]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
My roommate:

Her boyfriend's job transfered him to an Orlando office (he was originally in Tampa). Since he has not yet found an apartment, guess who he stays with? That's right...me and my roommates! He wore out his welcome 2 weeks ago. It's 1am and I'm trying to sleep since I have to be up for work at 7am. He's practicing his wrestling moves on my roommate. They're both screaming and laughing hysterically. I storm out of my room and scream at them, "SHUT THE HELL UP!" She says that I was being rude! Whatever! He also has a nasty dipping habit and since we don't have a balcony for him to spit from he uses our shower!!!! It is so gross to see a brown rim around our drain everytime he gets out of the shower. My roommate will clean it up but is too scared to tell him to stop because last time she did, he told her it wasn't her responsibility to make him quit. Well, roomie, it's your responsibility to tell him not to dip in our shower! So, I took matters into my own hands and told him myself. She got all mad me! UGH! She does 5 loads of laundry every 3 days because she does his laundry for him. She's now all hurt because I refuse to live with her next year. Hmmmm....I wonder why. Oh, and roomie, know how when you asked me the other day if I thought you had gained a few pounds and I said no. I lied to spare your feelings. Your butt is starting to rival J. Lo's.

LMAO! GOOD ONE!