And I thought I was bad! You guys sure to have a lot of stuff in your desks.
Well I got:
1- Clinique astringent
2- Hand sanitizer
3- A variety of hand lotions (antibacterial, bath and body works)
4- extra forks, spoons, knives; salt, pepper, and sugar packets
5- Alcohol pads
I also recently bought a footstool to put under my desk, so I invested in some antibacterial foot spray (can't have the office smelling like cheese

).