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Originally Posted by BlueArrow2049
"If your grandma and best friend were drowning, who would you save?"
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"Both. I'm a trained lifeguard and have actually performed water rescues, complete with mouth-to-mouth resusitation. Rest assured, if you're ever in trouble, I'll come to get you straightaway." Leer at your questioner. That should shut him up.
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Originally Posted by BlueArrow2049
(this one was the weirdest) "Would you rather go down on your mom or give your dad a blowjob?"
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There is only one proper response to this question, and it is to turn quickly around, walk out the door, and never look back.