[I.A.S.K.]

Dear Stupid,
You have no concept of research. No one likes you. You have NO friends. You asked if I'd kick it with you and your visiting friends and I quickly let you know I have friends I'd rather spend time with. You wont make it. Ever. You're sloppy, lazy, hypocritical, ass backward, and pathetic. And FYI: your hair looks a HAM! Throwing up food is NOT cutting calories. And weight loss requires work ethic which is probably why you're still fat and complaining.

What in your little mind made you think it was OK to take my idea and try to use it for your paper? Especially when we are in the same class and have to do the same paper. When you text'd me to tell me that you were going to do it you knew you shouldn't and wanted to get my "OK" so you wouldn't feel like a plagiarizing fool. Well you picked the wrong one on the wrong day. Lucky for you I was unable to fully express myself at the time we spoke, but I damn sure meant it when I said it was a bad idea because 1. you'll piss me off and 2. our professor WILL know.

Did you really think I'd let your dumb ass steal my idea and claim it like your own? WTF is wrong with you? Have you not heard of integrity? Probably not because you're the same messy trife broad who walked two blocks to take back a container of shrimp fried rice that you ate a quarter of AND got at a reduced rate (because you didn't have enough for tax) under the guise that "it wasn't spicy enough". Not only did you take it back, but on the way back to the dorm in response to me telling you not to ever do any trife isht like that again while I'm with you (because I don't roll like that) you said "I don't care. At least I got some food in my stomach and my 5 dollas back." Not to mention my bestie who's told me the horror stories of how you left the bathroom when y'all lived in the same space. I know you're trife, but I never expected you'd be this stupid.

We both know that you have a crush on this professor and are always on his jock. He pays you no mind. You come to him seeking validation and wanting to have your ego stroked. Girl BOO! I come to him with progressive thoughts and ideas. Me vs. you? No competition. Your rep for being "down/progressive/pan-African" is weak where mine is strong and has been for years. Google me hoe!
I'm pissed that you thought to steal my idea and then TELL ME like I wouldn't do anything about it! I should smack the isht out of you for even thinking of stealing anything of mine. I'm livid about the fact that you want to take an interesting and intelligent idea from me and use it in what I know will be an ill-written, poorly researched, half-assed, insignificant, insufficient piece of pure D isht! You can steal my thesis, but can you support it? Do you have anything to add to it? No! And you had the nerve to say some isht like "Its not so much me stealing your idea. Its more like a universal thought or belief system" Boolshat!!! Bytch you didn't think that thought and you cant comprehend the basis for it. Stop swagga jacking, get a life, get a man (since you're always talking about how everyone else has one. Not that I think one would want you), pick up some books, and stop trying to justify your trife ways.
GTFOH!!!!!