All I can say is, older folks can't DO everythang young folks do
My Mama's Auntie got married again, she's 80 years old and her man is a younger man(73). So basically, both of them sat behind Jesus in Kindergarden back in the day
Anyway the wedding wasn't ghetto, it went off without a hitch, I left to go to work and my mama calls me to tell me that everybody was doing the electric slide(it's electric!). When my Auntie really was getting into it, well she slipped on something on the floor, she flew up in the air, and hit my cousin Lela in the face with her foot, making her nose bleed.
She broke her hip, it's going to take months to recover, and her husband is right there by her side(even though they haven't made the marriage "real" yet) OH THAT IS SO GROSS! (barfs). But it's true!
My life is a damn B movie
QTE