OK folks, update:
(1) please do go to the "Rush" section, the thread has been moved. Scroll up and follow the link Artimis posted, it takes you there directly.
(2) I'm still getting responses!
Thanks to all of you. That, combined w/ being swamped at work, is creating a delay in sorting through and posting a general response. I could just post everyone's emails as they were sent to me, however there's a lot of repetition in the suggestions (great minds think alike, apparently!), plus I don't have the responders' permission to do so.
Thanks!